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 A glass slipper, yes, that glass slipper got me this job. Shoe Recovery Specialist. It’s not a bad paying gig plus it keeps the Princess out of the tabloids. Sure, everyone knows about her shoe collection along with her love for animals but few know that she is always losing shoes, thanks to me and the rest of the team that is. Still, there are times I feel like retiring especially at times like this when I am staring  down this pink cougargator that just happens to have one of her ruby enchanted 5 inch stilettos hanging from its tooth.